"Shah's of Sunset's" MJ is a HOT MESS (a.k.a. We Love Her)

Did you honestly think I had forgotten to update you on "Shah's of Sunset"?! We're only two episodes in but, so far, my favorite character is MJ--officially the Hot Mess of this gem of a reality TV show.

In this latest episode, Reza (the gay, mustachioed wannabe funny-man) takes everyone to Vegas for his birthday. As the party-limo arrives to pick up everyone and take them to a private jet, MJ shows up in curlers already drunk. The curlers don't come off until the whole crew is safely ensconced in their multiple-level suite at Aria (product placement!) and MJ has shellacked a designer sequin number on her body and had at least a few more drinks.

She then she has a few more drinks.

And a few more.

She arrives for dinner.

And promptly has a few more drinks.

Then she shakes it up a bit and shovels some food in her mouth.

Naturally, there are more drinks.

She instigates a fight between GG (the self-obsessed chick) and Anita (the other cosmetic surgery victim) based on the fact that Anita is wearing something that is two seasons old, which blows up the next day at their poolside cabana with GG screaming, "I spend thousands of dollars a day on clothes! How dare you get in my face! I wore that shit two seasons ago!" Way to be stealth and make others fight your battles, MJ! But that's all in the future--first, they go to a club where MJ drinks some more.

Sometime in between all that, GG attempts to make Mike (the self-styled "king of Vegas"--ugh, SUCH a lame Persian thing to say!) jealous by introducing him to some ugly guy she's banging. But Mike already knows the guy and only congratulates him on banging GG, and this makes GG mad. Oh, reality TV! How I love thee.

Then there is a suspicious stain:

 Anita says the inevitable:

And the prerequisite post-vomit recovery moment in the marble shower ensues:

Yep. I'd say this show is fairly authentic. More, more!