Look At Those Thick-Ass Legs!

On this week's Shah's of Sunset...

MJ goes on a "blind" date, in which her great friend Sammy sets her up with an old ex. Way to go Sams! MJ's date, Navin, is really into her and wants to make it up. So he pins her to an armchair and professes his love.

He whispers sweet nothings.

And he reveals his sensitive side.

My girl MJ does what any self-respecting thick-assed leggy woman would do.

She picks up those gold spike-heels and RUNS.



Meanwhile... GG goes on a date...

And, I have to admit, I can't help but feel a little sorry for her. The nose job did nothing for her: She will always be a broke-ass bitch at heart. She goes on and on about how cool she thinks murderers are, citing serial killers like sexy Jeffrey Dahmer.

 The poor guy she's on a date with takes a page out of MJ's book... and runs.

In better dating news... Asa takes a long walk on the beach with someone super duper famous that we should all be jealous of: A real star-maker, connector of the connected, none other than...

HOMA SARSHAR!!!!

Don't worry. I had no fucking clue who Homa Sarshar was either. Lady doesn't even have a Wikipedia page! She is listed as a "journalist," but I've never read anything she's ever written. I'll tell you what: She's no Dr. Dre. Not even a Christiane Amanpour. But, hey! She's willing to hold Asa's art opening at her home! And she has a really nice house. She's rich! Yay! (Oh, and did we mention: If you get on her radar, you've pretty much MADE IT. She's a star maker! She's FAMOUS! Oh wait...)

Back in the city, MJ goes to lunch with her mother. Her mother berates her about her looks. But can we take a sec here and focus on her mother's looks too? I mean, let's be fair here.

More Persian moms needs to take a moment and really look at themselves in their mirrors before they go criticizing their daughters' thick-ass legs.

We love you, MJ!!

The episode has its finale at the home of Homa Sarshar (FAMOUS!! STAR-MAKER!!) where everyone gathers for Asa's art show (which apparently no gallery would take).

By the way: I get that it's great that Asa is a Persian artist and all that, but honestly? As someone who loves art, I don't think that we should slop praise on anyone who makes it. Her music is nothing short of embarrassing. And her "art"? Shirin Neshat was doing that a few decades ago, and she did it better. We call that "derivative." Sorry.

But that doesn't matter because we're at HOMA SHARSHAR'S house! And she's FAMOUS! The guests are really a Who's Who of Los Angeles.

There are fashion designers like KATHY ROSE!

No, not this Kathy Rose (an astrologer) who is the first person that pops up when you Google that name. But the Kathy Rose who is really, really famous (she was a contestant on a little-known Bravo television show called "Launch My Line").


Also in attendance is the famous movie producer BILL JOHNSON!

Once again, not to disappoint you, but NOT the first Bill Johnson that pops up when you Google that name (Senior Leader of Bethel Church in Redding, California), or the third Bill Johnson (the congressman) or even the fourth Bill Johnson on Google (the painter) but the really really famous Bill Johnson who produced "Hachi: A Dog's Tale." I think this could be a really great lead for Asa!!


They really save the best for last though. The REAL heavy-hitting guest of this elite party is none other than...

Don't even try Googling this one. Just rest assured that he is Quincy Jones' grandson.

Anyway, needless to say, Asa is really up-and-coming. Everyone celebrates.

And I eagerly await the next season!!